It’s cold with a chill
In the air but tomorrow
I hope will be fair.
It is usually quite the challenge for me to write a humorous piece but every so often I feel compelled to try. Recently, I had a long night working on my old laptop computer to complete a certain task assigned to me. It was a very, long and frustrating night but afterward, I felt I had a rather comical tale to tell. It is interesting how, God helps me see humor in a trying situation. I hope my silly story here helps you to have a small laugh and a smile today:
One night I stayed up late as I had a computer date.
A task I must complete so I typed and typed upon that screen.
I finally had all my typing done and time for the printing to begin.
Easy task I thought: just tether my computer to my printer
And then tell my computer to go while watching the paper smoothly flow.
But lo, I found I was very wrong for I pressed ‘print’ and no printing had begun.
Computer and printer would not communicate so I wailed with no time to waste.
I looked again upon the computer screen which reported an urgent message to me;
It seems I needed just the right driver to finish connecting to the printer.
The driver was a software program instructing my printer how to run.
That driver was needed I well know to tell my printer to print and go.
But where was that driver I had no clue; I searched and search until I was weary blue.
With no driver I would not finish on time, I wouldn’t be done by the determined deadline.
So dejected, I sat on the floor and wailed and cried a little more.
Oh where did that driver run off to? No time to go AWOL as we have important work to do.
My computer demanded his presence; he mustn’t go missing; he cannot be absent.
Finally it dawned on me just where that sneaky driver might be.
I hurried to my wearied feet and lo I found him silently hiding from me.
Quickly I opened the CD-ROM drive and set the driver firmly inside.
Soon computer and printer could communicate and begin printing with no time to waste.
So I waited in hope and anticipation for pages of printing to begin.
But instead of humming like a well oiled machine a new warning appeared upon my screen:
“Something is wrong with your printer”. I circled my computer and muttered,
“Your message is no help, Computer, for you don’t tell me what really is the matter.”
Suddenly my computer spoke aloud. So startled was I that I almost jumped into the clouds.
In unfeeling tone, my computer spoke to me, “Look at the message on the screen.”
I began to tremble and fear for my computer now had a voice and ears.
Meekly I returned to my seat and studied the message on the screen.
A problem occurred with the ink. Oh what a bother, what a stink.
First they were in reverse order; the color was in the black slot while black was place of color.
Then they were not correctly placed as I had re-inserted them with such haste.
Finally, the ink was too old and too dry so needed new cartridges; a new supply.
Thankfully I had new ones; a few spare which were stored nearby with gentle care.
So, I retrieved and inserted them in. Then I waited anxiously for the printing to begin.
It finally started, oh great joy I felt. Soon would end my long night of toil.
As each page passed through the feed, my monotone computer would dutifully repeat:
“Printing started, printing complete. Printing started, printing complete…”
Finally the last page passed through and there was no more printing left to do!
Sleepily, wearily, I climbed into bed with the voice of a talking computer stuck in my head.
In the blessed silence, I fell asleep being thankful that my task was finished and complete.
Tomorrow will arrive soon; another day to face a new hurdle, a new challenge, along the way.
Twilight descends darkening the horizon
Over is this day as night time settles in
Mindful in prayer of all God has done
Overwhelmed by his mercy, grace, and love
Reminiscing of the days and years swiftly passing by
Renewing my heart in hope while dreams fill my mind
Onward I look towards a new dawning day
Walking in the sunshine with Jesus leading the way
Today I tried to climb a mountain
but didn’t reach the top.
Today I tried to be a friend
but was only a hindrance
Today, i tried to be an outward person
but had gone inward again.
Today I many have failed
but I know the Lord will provide
for me another day to try again.
And tomorrow is another day;
I’ll pray to the Lord and try again..
Setting a Life to Words
Finding God's Grace in a Lemon-filled World
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Warning: A feminist writes here. Content may contain angry, vulgar, and sometimes funny language.
I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. Gal. 2:20
thoughts from my mind to yours
A little bit of this and that
THE WOMAN WITH WHEELS
Thoughts from the Heartland
the joy of creativity
The details of my Journey.
Inspiration through my thoughts, experiences and travels
All information not in hand belongs on a bookshelf
~ Communicator, WordSmith, Artist, Guide, Mentor, Muse ~
I write because I read. I read because I write.
Christian poetry and prose, quotes, and thoughts - if they glorify God they were worth writing; if they mean something to one other person, they were worth sharing. Comments always welcome!
Reading fiction with a focus on craft
W.R.I.T.E. Words
Setting a Life to Words
Finding God's Grace in a Lemon-filled World
Developmental Editor | Line Editor
Warning: A feminist writes here. Content may contain angry, vulgar, and sometimes funny language.
I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. Gal. 2:20
thoughts from my mind to yours
A little bit of this and that
THE WOMAN WITH WHEELS
Thoughts from the Heartland
the joy of creativity
The details of my Journey.
Inspiration through my thoughts, experiences and travels
All information not in hand belongs on a bookshelf
~ Communicator, WordSmith, Artist, Guide, Mentor, Muse ~
I write because I read. I read because I write.
Christian poetry and prose, quotes, and thoughts - if they glorify God they were worth writing; if they mean something to one other person, they were worth sharing. Comments always welcome!
Reading fiction with a focus on craft
W.R.I.T.E. Words